Sunday, December 19, 2004

Cascabel

I have had a distinct lack of motivation over the past week for writing. I find this strange, as I have more than enough time on my hands to actually contribute this week. Perhaps I just have nothing to avoid.

So, on the advice of the Tucson Weekly (some day I will learn how to make that a line - any help out there?). Jana and I travelled a couple of hours east past Benson and onto the dirt roads of the desert Northeast of town to an Arts-and-Crap fair in the small unincorporated villa of Cascabel. The primary goal of the trip was to drive somewhere new, but we gained oh so much more.

Our first stop toward the end of a 14 mile dirt road, was the local ostrich/emu ranch complete with feather dusters, wood crafts, and "We support our troops AND our President" signs. Good old conservative farm folk, with a touch of emu. Little did we know this was to be the most normal thing we saw all afternoon.

Our next stop was the Sun Spot, a "store/restaurant" that serves Cascabel. Walking through the front door we were hit with a wall of smoke coming from the cashier behind the counter. To his left, upon the meat scale, sat a large black cat (10.8 pounds large to be exact). The store (a term I use very loosely) consisted of a 20 by 20 room with shelves on the periphery containing one of each item ranging from laundry detergent to motor oil to fine porcelin china. A cluster of refrigerators contained various meat products sold by the pound, if the cat will get out of the way. Attached to the back of the store was a small restaraunt, which certainly sells more beer than food. The best find of this location was a small outdoor stage, host to the Cascabel Blues Festival, which actually featured Bo Diddley a couple of years ago. I have to wonder what was going through his mind as the tour bus rolled down this forgotten desert road to the "concert" venue.

The final two stops on our tour went far beyond the normal. After taking a left turn off the main dirt road, we were met by a local boy who complimented on the bravery of bringing the Miata down this road, before he handed us an additional map to find our way through the last two sites.

The first was something of a Potter's Commune, complete with a building with walls made of old wine bottles, and "Old Black John" who seemed to be some type of musician, humming and stepping down the road. A huge outdoor kiln and the smell of petchuli in the air made the site a welcome view in any dirty hippie's eye.

The finale of the day was a trail through the woods to an old shack/school bus containing a number of antiques and handmade wreaths and junk. The house to which it abutted was the main attraction. Met by a particularly masculine looking woman out side the house, we were offered the opportunity to tour the property for the pittance of a dollar. The house was filled with huge old paintings and floor to ceiling antiques. It also contained a 94 year old woman who spoke to us of the days to the Great war and when the "cows chopped wood." She was deaf as a doornail and looked as if she sat in the same old foam rubber padded Louis XIIII chair most of the time. There were two Mexican women in the overstuffed kitchen making brownies, and a small dog of some sort. Back outside, we ascended the stairway to the second floor and tower. As we walked through the door we were greeted by a manin his 60s wearing full Scottish regalia discussing intently with a woman next to him the meaning of her blue aura. The conversation went something like this...(woman) You are totally right about how things are going in my life. It is just amazing. I wonder what color I would have been four months ago when times were harder? (Scottish guy) Oh, I see. You have been brooding in the recent past

We walked between them as inconspicuously as possible and admired the collection of artwork and antiques as he interrupted his aura reading to inform us that all of the painting were now 30% off. The tower/turret led to a fantactic view of the surrounding valley and even more confusing artwork, including something that looked much like a painting of a Klingon.

As we walked slowly back to the car, we weren't quite sure what we had experienced, but it was certainly worth the dollar. I recommend Cascabel, for what it is worth. I would like to return for the blues festival someday and perhaps more weirdness. For now, I will finally post this writing as it has sat on my desktop for almost two weeks. Tomorrow I head to Yuma. More adventures to follow.

Monday, December 13, 2004

Sleep is for the dead

I have been writing a couple of other posts that unfortunately remain unfinished. For now, here is what I have done during the past 30 hours:

Got up early yesterday morning and headed with Nate and Elaine to Bisbee. Drove around an extra half an hour trying to find "that one breakfast place we went to last time." Finally found it near Naco (San Jose hotel and restaurant FYI). Bisbee, awesome as usual and a beautiful day. Elaine puked on the way there. She had her wisdom teeth removed on Thursday.

Back to Tucson by 3 o'clock to make the Tucson Ultimate league tournament. WOn the first game, barely. Won the second game handily (against team nemesis Irish Car Bombs - top ranked team in the league). Lost the third game embarrassingly. A good time, though, and an excuse to run for 5 hours.

Up early this morning for surgery. Our patient today had bladder cancer, so we removed her bladder, urethra, and part of her rectus muscle, along with redirecting her ureters into a new bladder we made from the terminal ileum and proximal colon, minus the appendix. After all the running last night, I tied a personal surgery time record of 12 hours in the operating room.

Straight from the OR to City Limits for the Muse concert tonight. If you haven't heard this band, you should check them out. We have been affectionately calling them Fake Radiohead for months, and the Tucson Weekly says this...

"British trio Muse combines the paranoia of Radiohead, the vocal stylings of Thom Yorke and the dramatic flair and sonic layering of Radiohead. So basically they're sort of like Radiohead, but they're not."

Awesome show in a crappy venue (stay away from City Limits). My ears are still ringing, and I don't know if I will be able to walk tomorrow. I have to be at the hospital and help remove a prostate at seven in the morning.

Monday, December 06, 2004

Passed!

Passed Step 2 of my Board Exam!!! Actually did quite well. Despite my "all-knowing" facade, the academics of medicine have not always come easy to me. I am 2/3 the way to being a real-life-practicing-certified-physician. Crazy.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Oregon and Montana

A brief overview of the Oregon leg of the trip: Flew from SLC to Portland on a Monday night. Dinner with the folks from Vancouver Residency program Tuesday night, interview in Vancouver Wednesday. Dinner with the folks from Milwaukie Providence (in Portland) Wednesday night, interview on Thurday. Drove 6+ hours down to Klamath Falls Thursday night, interview in KF on Friday. Out with the residents on Friday night, back to Portland Saturday. Hang with Lisa, Ken, and Dave "The Snuggler" Lent on Saturday night, and head to Billings, MT on Sunday. Exhausting. All the programs were good. I love the Portland area and would be very happy there.

Surprised most of all by the Milwaukie program. It started near the bottom, but has moved to the top of my list, followed closely by Klamath Falls and Billings. I enjoyed hanging out with the folks in these three programs the best. I am finding that I will get good training in any of these programs, and am basically just looking for the best fit, personality wise.

The Montana leg didn't start out so well, seeing as Billings is a ghost town on a Sunday afternoon. The resdients, however, were great, and they have a clinic in Yellowstone where I would spend at least a month. Sweet.

High hopes still for Alaska. The process has become tougher since I now know there are other places I would be happy. Unexpected. I'll post more as I figure things out.

Along the way, I have been reading Jon Krakauer's Under the Banner of Heaven. Great book. The LDS Church has a crazy, violent background, particularly the fundamentalist side. Very uncomfortable carrying this book three times through the SLC airport.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Random bits...

I will write more about the interviews later, just had to get this out...

Natural selection at work. I saw a guy pulling out onto Campbell from 3rd St on a motor scooter beign driven with one hand while he talked on his cell phone. Passed this guy again probably 5-10 minutes later on Speedway. Still on the phone. Unbelievable.

I helped take out a kidney yesterday. Sweet. I drove the laproscopic camera while the doc I was working with had on hand in the patient's abdomen (retroperitoneal space to be more specific) through a port he made and the other hands worked various cutting/cauterizing tools. Sweet.

After a long day of surgery, I realized that I had signed up for the student sponsored refugee clinic last night. Didn't want to go. Went anyway. My patient (spanish speaking only) had what were translated to be concerns about HPV (warts to you and me). Guy walks in with huge lumps behind his right ear. Looks like lymphoma. Glad I came in. Now, how does a Mexican national with minimal income get the neck biopsy and treatment, in this country, that is necessary to save his life?