Nascar without the crashes

I kept watching, despite my boredom. The debate tonight was remakably civil and without spectacular faux pas. Probably a good thing, but I kept waiting, watching. Just like when you're watching a NASCAR race on TV and your waiting for that one crash. You really don't want anyone to get hurt, but the race is really pretty boring and you are waiting for that one driver to crash into the wall or bump someone else from behind. That's really why we watch these things. Bummer. If only John "The Maverick" McCain was there. Please drink now.