Beary tale wedding

Just returned from my brother-in-law's wedding (actually Jana's Mom's Boyfriend's Son's wedding, but that's far too complicated) to which we took the whole brood (bad idea-don't invite children to weddings. Get a babysitter). It was to be an outside wedding, but the elements and a bear sighting kept us indoors. Not that I have ill wishes toward generic bridesmaids or that douche-that-you-can't-believe-your-friend-asked-to-stand-by-him, but make a mental note of a bear taking out one of the attendants as the vows are exchanged. Somebody please make a movie.