Oh, boy!
For those of you who haven't heard yet, the unisex baby formerly known as Gigli (UBFKG)is officially a boy. Now we just need a name. Four months and counting. Should we go via the promotional eBay route (i.e. name my baby in exchange for college tuition), the traditional family name route (Rob Jr.), the trendy new name route (Hunter, LeBron), or just pick something out of a hat? In the spirit of the newly engaged Uncle Brian's "Name My Blog Contest (UBNMBC)", send in your suggestions for a baby name and if we actually choose your name (unlikely) there will be some sort of prize (i.e. having a baby with the name you suggested enter the world). Good luck, and may God help us all.
posted by rob at 2:28 PM
8 Comments:
Boy, you're really asking for it here...
I have 2 so far:
Skip
Hooker N. (as in, "sweatin' like a...")
An oldie but goodie: Themosticles
Remember that your kid is always going to piss you off in the future and you'll never get even with him. This is your one chance to get ahead - so give him a good name, like Norbert.
Wasn't the baby conceived on Lake Powell? How about John Wesley? (Alternatively, you can also name the baby "Powelly", which was the name we gave the fish-shaped smoking device we used on Lake Powell, but then your baby would share a name with a fish)
Let's not forget Lurch "Chachi" Powell
You have to go with something that fits well with your last name.......what about Saint Peter? No wait, that place is a cathedral not a church.
I have always thought that Crystal Church would be a good name for a girl and either Christian Church or Luther N. Church would be a good name for a boy. But since he will be my nephew, I would name him Sue.
david
How about R. Ewan?
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